There is no denying it, Mondays are tough to love. Most of us actually wish to skip Mondays altogether.
But with these funny quotes and sayings, sarcasm, jokes, and fun facts, we’re pretty sure you will grow to love Mondays!
Quotes and Sayings About Monday
Mondays are hands down the most infamous of all the days in a week. It may seem unfair on Monday, but hey, whoever said life is fair?
We all have our tricks and tips on how to overcome Mondays. Some will do it through laughter, inspiration, eye roll and bear with it, or taking a positive perspective. Whatever floats your boat, we got them all for you in the following quotes. Enjoy, and go beat them Monday blues!
Funny Monday quotes
1. Sunday would be a way better day if Monday wasn’t around the corner.
2. Time freezes on a Monday, 2 hours passed and it’s still 8 am!
3. Mondays are like the ending of Infinity War- depressing.
4. If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.
5. What we do on Sunday absolutely doesn’t matter unless it meets us on Monday. Changes us on Monday. Transforms us on Monday. Judah Smith
6. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
7. Hangovers are bad; hangovers are even worse on a Monday morning.
8. Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.
9. If Monday were a man, he’d be the most depressed person cause of all the hate he gets.
10. So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership. – Julio Alexi Genao
11. If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.
12. If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.
13. Those who profess love for Mondays are probably retired or on vacation.
14. I accept that it exists, but on the day I like a Monday, I will be close to meeting human madness.
15. Too cold, too early, and too Monday. I elect to stay in bed.
16. Hey Monday, my Momma doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.
17. What about Monday? That could be the one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. – Kevin Dalton
18. Mondays: one of those days where even your coffee needs a coffee
19. I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
20. Good Morning! Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.
21. I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.
Monday sayings
1. Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. – Rebecca Gober
2. Don’t let anybody mess up your day, handle your business and be successful today.
3. Have a blessed Monday, remember that it is the first day without mistakes.
4. Monday is the day of silence, the day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon. – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
5. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy with it. Groucho Marx
6. It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing—it’s not permanent.
7. You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction. – George Lorimer
8. Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. – Dalai Lama
9. Don’t count the days. Make the days count. – Muhammad Ali
10. (Make yourself) Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday. – Rita Schiano
11. May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.
Sarcastic Monday quotes
1. Guess what? It’s a great day to show off that Monday mood look.
2. Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever
3. Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.
4. Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.
5. Dear Monday, if you wanted to go hang out somewhere else for a few days, I don’t think anyone would mind.
6. Monday morning- the time when most people need a double serving of coffee.
7. May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.
8. Dear Monday, go step on a lego.
9. I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.
10. Hello, Monday! Can I ask you a question? Why do you always come back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby or something?
11. The only good thing about a Monday is the sarcastic Facebook statuses of other Monday-haters. At least I’ve found my people.
12. Monday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the sleep, multiply the irritation, and divide the happiness.
13. Can someone create a day to place in between Sunday and Monday? Thanks.
14. Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
Motivational Monday quotes
1. Hey, I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. – Michael Ely
2. Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. – Sukhraj S. Dhillon
3. Oh, come on. It’s a Monday, not doomsday, go make it a good one.
4. Coming to you this Monday morning to remind you how awesome you are, and that you, my darling… matter. After all, there’s only one of you in the whole world. Don’t waste one second trying to be like anyone else. – Sara Blakely
5. Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. – Lemony Snicket
6. Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year! – David Dweck
7. Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life. – Germany Kent
8. It’s a day – not my favorite – but, keep smiling.
9. If you start the week with a positive attitude, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity for the rest of the week. Sunday and Monday kickstart the week.
10. When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions. – Edmond Mbiaka
11. It’s the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.
12. For me, the first business day represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day when the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
13. Motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day.
14. Look on the bright side: at least Monday only happens once a week.
15. New beginnings are available to all of us over 50 times a year… they’re called Mondays. -Byron Pulsifer
16. Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life. – Ken Poirot
Loving Monday quotes
1. Monday morning you sure look fine. Lindsey Buckingham
2. Mondays are for go-getters! Be one!
3. Mondays are tough only for those people, who don’t know how to spend them cheerfully. Get up and have fun today!
4. Fresh day, fresh week, a fresh start, fresh opportunities!
5. Do something you love so much that Mondays are your favorite day of the week!
6. Think BIG, believe BIG, act BIG, and the results will be BIG because it is Monday, Be pumped up for another week!
7. Spend your weekends building a life where you love Mondays.
8. The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?
9. Mondays are like mini New Year! Get motivated!
10. It is such a beautiful Monday to be optimistic about life.
11. Okay, it’s Monday but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway. – Kimberly Jiménez
12. Monday is for people with a mission. – Cristina Imre
13. You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic. – Andrea L’Artiste
14. Hello Monday! Sunday was good, and you will be even better.
Why hate Monday quotes
1. I just love hating Mondays!
2. The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday.
3. Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays.
4. My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.
5. I’m a Friday person in a Monday world.
6. If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one! – Dolly Parton
7. Attack Monday with enthusiasm, laughter, thousands of smiles, and cheerfulness.
8. Short horror story: Monday!
9. I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday.
10. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
11. Every day is a gift, so don’t be impolite, gifts cannot be returned, so accept it and spend with pleasure.
12. God gave us Monday to punish us for what we did over the weekend.
13. Monday must be a guy… it comes too quickly.
14. Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. Tom Wilson
15. Got out of bed this morning and stepped on a big pile of Monday!
16. Ain’t no cure for Monday blues.
17. I’m always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.
18. Even if Monday and Thursday switched places, I would still hate Monday.
19. I don’t like when I’m all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!
20. What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.
Staying positive on a Monday quotes
1. Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday, which is super close to Thursday which is practically Friday. You got this!
2. With the right mindset, you can be just as happy on a Monday as you are on a Friday. -Joel Osteen
3. Live today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Just today. Inhabit your moments. Don’t rent them out until tomorrow. – Jerry Spinelli
4. This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen. – Gabriel García Márquez
5. There is always a miracle at the dawn of Monday; I’m alive! -Byron Pulsifer
6. Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday! – Andrea L’Artiste
7. Turn each Monday into the same attitude of the day before leaving on vacation and you have the recipe for phenomenal productivity. – Byron Pulsifer
8. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. – Leggy Saul
9. Mondays are only tough if you give them the power to be. Get positive!
10. Set a positive tone for your week with your first thought on Monday morning.
11. Stop waiting for the day to change and change your perspective instead.
12. This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
13. The sun himself is weak when he first rises and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on. – Charles Dickens
14. Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. – Chris Grosser
15. I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. – Leggy Saul
Monday jokes for you
1. Get a good laugh on a Monday and for sure you will sail right through your day. Here are some good jokes to bring out a big smile, a dainty giggle, if not a heart laugh from you.
2. Who wins when Monday and Sunday get into a fight? Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.
3. Thank God it’s Friday! Now don’t you blink, else Monday will come for you.
4. Why do people love Tuesday? Because it’s the furthest from Monday!
5. What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed.
6. What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Retired.
7. What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Employer.
8. I easily rolled off the bed this Monday morning…Getting up off the floor is another story.
9. Don’t be sad because it’s Monday, remember before Sunday it was a sadder day.
10. What’s worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the 16th, of course!
11. One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monday.
Go away!
13. What do you call Mondays without any Zoom meetings? Meatless Mondays.
14. What’s the saddest part of the week? Monday mournings.
15. How do hens feel on Mondays? Eggs-hausted.
16. What is the best way to describe Monday? Monday-ne!
17. Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday? He claimed he wasn’t feline well.
18. Why did the zombie have to stay at home from school on Monday? He was feeling rotten!
19. What does the executioner say on Monday mornings? “Time to beheaded to work.”
20. What did the cashew say on Monday morning? Monday always drives me nuts!
21. Why was the acid always in a bad mood on a Monday morning? He was an a-mean-o acid!
22. Why was the root vegetable so happy on Monday? He was up-beet!
Good captions for Mondays
1. Monday has arrived! I repeat, Monday has arrived! This is not a drill!
2. Note to self: You did not force yourself to wake up today just to be mediocre.
3. Double tap if you made it out of bed today.
4. With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good.
5. This me on a Monday.
6. This is my Monday-face.
7. Checklist: Survive Monday!
8. Snoozed my alarm a gazillion times, guess what day is today.
9. Keep calm and let’s get through Monday.
10. Not ready. Not ready. Not ready.
11. This is your Monday reminding you that you’re wonderful and that you can do anything.
12. You are powerful beyond measure, so seize the day!
13. Monday: Make it happen. Shock each and every one of them.
14. The dislike I feel for Monday seems mutual.
15. Put a big smile on your face and own the day!
Tips and tricks on how to make Mondays fun and happy
Now that we got you laughing, inspired, and ready to take on Monday, here are some other ways you can make it a little more fun and interesting.
Don’t schedule important meetings
To ease your transition from the weekend to the start of the work week, try to keep your Mondays as routine a workday as possible. That is, no important meetings or decision-making activities on a Monday.
This way, you are not hard-pressed on Sunday or Monday morning to prepare for the meeting.
Plan and organize
Routine, right? So routine it is. Make Mondays your planning and organizing day for the week ahead. Schedule your meetings, important tasks, reports, and deadlines to meet. Check and reply to your emails, review and update tasks, and so on.
You will be setting a productive tone for the week with this tactic.
Schedule socials on Monday
Now, this is what should be scheduled on a Monday. Schedule lunch or coffee with friends or date night with your significant other. With this, you will surely look forward to Mondays.
Dress up a little on Mondays
Go for the power dress-up look on Mondays. Beat Monday blues with bright lipstick, pumps, and your hair up. Whatever gives you a little more confidence so you can slay Monday.
Do something fun
Because it’s the start of another work week, do something fun.
The fun activity may be something small, like indulging in a cinnamon roll to go with your coffee. Creating a new music playlist. Doing a quick yoga session before getting to work.
You may also involve your work friends and schedule quick and fun games.
Whatever your definition of fun, indulge in them on Mondays.
10 Monday fun and not-so-fun facts
To round out our Monday article, here are some fun and not-so-fun Monday facts. Just because. Okay, so you can sympathize with the plight of Monday being the most hated day.
1. Monday gets its name from the Old English word “Mandaeg” and the Middle English word “Monenday.” It is a translation of the Latin phrase “dies lunae,” which means “day of the Moon.”
2. Monday productivity is also at an all-time low. Mondays are the days when people work 30% less and manage to get only 3.5 hours of work done throughout the day. Oof…
3. Mondays have one advantage: they are statistically the most likely day for the US stock market to rise rather than fall.
4. Monday is the only day of the week that is an anagram for a single word, ‘dynamo.’ So, for those who despise Mondays, perhaps it’s high time to embrace Mondays and become a dynamo.
5. Monday is not a good day for weight management. Even if your weight is stable, scientists discovered that Mondays are the days when you weigh the most. Monday, what are you doing?
6. Another unfortunate fact about Monday is that it is known as “Heart Attack Day.” Because Mondays have a significant 20% increase in heart attacks.
7. Scientists studied people’s emotions on weekdays and discovered that there is no significant difference in how they feel on Monday versus Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday. When asked when they felt the most stressed, they said Monday. Ouch… how sad can Monday be? In any case, the scientists interpreted the findings as a result of a greater emotional shift from Sunday to Monday compared to, say, Tuesday to Wednesday.
8. Mondays are the most sleep-deprived days of the week. Scientists believe that the extra sleep you get on the weekend makes you worse off on Monday because it throws off your body clock. It’s more of a shock to wake up early on Monday than it is to wake up early on any other weekday.
9. On a Monday, you appear less appealing. Or, at least, you believe you do. According to one study, Americans of all ages feel their least attractive on Mondays.
10. One surprisingly good fact about Mondays is that they are the least rainy day of the week. Although the exact science behind this is unknown, researchers believe it is due to the decrease in man-made pollution over the weekend.
Conclusion
Admittedly, we feel the worst on Mondays. But, there are things you can do to make you get through Monday and actually make it fun and interesting.
You can certainly beat the Monday blues by reading funny quotes, sayings, or jokes about Mondays and making sure that there is something fun and interesting to do on Mondays.
So, here’s hoping the Monday quotes, sayings, jokes, and fun facts have helped you get a good start to your week… Otherwise, there is always tomorrow.